January 1, 2012

I want the hardest wettest kiss ever at midnight. K?

 
December 29, 2011

Go ahead. Live in your own bubble together. Anyone who lives in a bubble inevitably gets it burst anyway.

 
December 27, 2011

Thank u! Helen Leicht’s Top Five Local Albums of 2011 | The Key
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December 24, 2011

You can’t miss me in these babys!!! http://t.co/ngu8AdtU

 
December 21, 2011

I don’t know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.
- Bill Cosby

 
November 10, 2011

Missing Emma’s usual Wednesday night cooking and baking. But I’ve got important things to.work on tonight. She completely spoils me.

 

All I want for Christmas is a professional massage.

 
November 8, 2011

“Why do people say “Grow some balls!” Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina!… http://t.co/ueH9Pkby

 

RT @TheDailyLove: The more u let go, the better & better it gets. #TDL

 
November 7, 2011

SISTER WIVES!? IS THIS REAL LIFE?! whhhhhhat? This is completely why I don’t miss TV.